Returns Policy
These items are custom manufactured, and are hygiene-sensitive, so they cannot be resold. Returns are generally not accepted. Please use the contact-us page for questions.
Shipping
I don't mark up shipping. What you pay at checkout is what the label costs me, rounded to the nearest dollar, and I eat the difference when it runs over.
United States: $9 flat via USPS.
International: two options at checkout, both priced at the discounted rates I get through Pirate Ship:
- Economy International (Simple Export) — $15 to Canada, $19 everywhere else. Typically arrives in 1–3 weeks, occasionally up to 4. Delivered by your local postal service. This is cheaper and faster than USPS First Class International, which is why I don't offer that one.
- UPS Worldwide Expedited — $19 to Canada (UPS Standard), $28 to Europe, $40 to Australia/New Zealand, $44 to Japan and Singapore. Usually arrives within a week, fully tracked.
For countries not listed, checkout shows a $40 placeholder; I'll confirm the actual cost with you before printing anything.
Duties and taxes: your country may charge import VAT or duty on delivery; that's charged by them, not me. UPS sometimes adds a brokerage fee on top, while the postal route usually doesn't.
Rates are based on a 1 lb package, which covers almost every order. If you'd like to check for yourself, the calculator at pirateship.com/rates from zip code 84020 shows the same numbers.